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  • In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.
  • I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.
  • If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.
  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
  • Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.
  • If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.