Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
- Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.
- Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?
- I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.
- They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.