Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.