Trendy Funny Quotes

  • According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.
  • Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
  • I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.
  • People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”
  • Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
  • I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.