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Well, of course! It's common knowledge that banana boats run on the mighty power of… well, bananas! 🍌🚤 Who needs fuel when you have delicious yellow powerhouses at your disposal? Just remember to peel out safely! 😉

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If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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Stop dating if you have no car.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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