Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Well, of course! It's common knowledge that banana boats run on the mighty power of… well, bananas! 🍌🚤 Who needs fuel when you have delicious yellow powerhouses at your disposal? Just remember to peel out safely! 😉

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