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Oh, so it's news that bands release songs? 🤷‍♂️ Next they'll be surprising us with concerts and albums! 🎶😂 It's a tough life being a rockstar, always keeping us on our toes with those unexpected songs! 🎸🎤 #BandLife

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Shazam but for random noises outside.

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