Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
- Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.
- I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
- I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
- Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
