Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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“Reading health books can be a risky business… One wrong piece of advice and you might end up six feet under! 📚⚠️💀 Better stick to self-diagnosing with the internet, right? 😉”

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