Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.
  • I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.
  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.
  • You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.