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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Oddโ€”my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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