Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.
  • The only joke my mom ever made was me.
  • Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.
  • I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.
  • The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
  • Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.