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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Relationship status: I love my bed.

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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