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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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2 months ago

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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3 months ago

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The future is buffering.

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2 months ago

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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2 months ago

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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2 months ago

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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5 months ago

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65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

89 shares on X this month:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

23 shares on Threads this month:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

68 shares on Slack this month:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Just shared via Instagram:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Breaking via Slack:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Going viral on Twitch:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Seen just now on Facebook:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Going viral on Instagram:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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