Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBefore borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him. Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found. I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!