Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a beach when you can have a close encounter of the third kind 🛸👽? Forget sipping on a margarita, how about some intergalactic probing instead? 🌌✨ Just beam me up, Scotty! 🌠 #VacayGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership. What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? I need a six-month vacation twice a year. Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping. Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.