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Oh, the age-old battle between cake and utensils! 
It seems like the plastic fork just canโt handle the sheer awesomeness of cake โ itโs like trying to use a feather to lift a boulder! Perhaps the cake needs to come with a warning label: โCaution: may cause plastic forks to retreat in defeat!โ 
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It seems like the oldest trick in the political playbook โ resigning to spend more time with the family
But hey, letโs not overlook the unsung heroes in this scenario โ the families left wondering, โHave they cleared this with us first?โ 
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โConstruction workers must have a secret code like โlefty-loosey, righty-tightyโ but with bricks and cement!
Maybe itโs all just an elaborate game of adult-sized Lego! 
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โPerks of dating me: Iโll make you feel like the *sizzle* to my bacon
โฆ or the *steam* to my latte 
โฆ or the *fireworks* to my 4th of July. Basically, Iโll ensure youโre the โhotโ topic wherever we go! 
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โWhoever said diamonds are a girlโs best friend clearly hasnโt experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table!
Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! โ -
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โDoes anyone else feel personally victimized by Mondayโs relentless return?
Letโs petition to replace it with a second Sunday, whoโs with me? 
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โGood morning only to those who fancy themselves as duelists at dawn, sommeliers at dusk, and ghosts of love affairs in between. May your day be as dramatic as your lifestyle choices!
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