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  • Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
  • An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.
  • Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.
  • When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!
  • Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.