Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCalling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”