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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.