Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.
  • I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
  • Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.
  • Shazam but for random noises outside.
  • A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.
  • Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.