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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Commentary:
"Who knew being tough could be so crumbly and dry? 🍪😅 Maybe we should stick to calling people 'soft cookies' instead! 😉 #ToughLove"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calling, compliment, cookie, humor, irony, sarcasm, someone, tough, tough cookie, worst, worst cookie on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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