Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.