Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.