Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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โ€œAh, the magic formula for confidence revealed: 10% sweat and 90% convincing yourself youโ€™ve got this! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜œ Just remember, itโ€™s all about the balance between hustle and self-deception! ๐ŸŒŸ #FakeItTillYouMakeItโ€

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