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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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"Conflicts may arise, but why be the bitter person when you can be the better person? ๐ŸŒŸ Choose kindness over bitterness, it's easier on the taste buds! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‹"



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