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"Conflicts may arise, but why be the bitter person when you can be the better person? 🌟 Choose kindness over bitterness, it's easier on the taste buds! 😉🍋"

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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2 months ago

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Stop dating if you have no car.

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4 months ago

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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2 months ago

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82 shares on Threads this month:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

66 shares on Slack this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

90 shares on WeChat this month:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

34 shares on X this month:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

35 shares on Slack this month:

I was dropped as an adult.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Making waves on Slack:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Stop dating if you have no car.

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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