Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.
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  • Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.
  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
  • Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?