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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the r…

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the r…

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic race to the red light, truly a display of unmatched skill and precision 🚗💨 Hats off to you, speedster! May your acceleration always be as enthusiastic as your parking brake game 💥🏁 #SpecialDriver"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged congratulations, driving, humor, light, me, past, rage, red, red light, road, road rage, sarcasm, special, speeding on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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