Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCongratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there. Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.
