“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home. Funny Quotes August 27, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
