“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I kn… Commentary:"Ah, yes, 'date' – the ultimate test of your sanity and coping skills 🤦♂️ Who knew staying home could be the better option? 🏠 #Regrets" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve. Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before. Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
