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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, 'date' – the ultimate test of your sanity and coping skills 🤦‍♂️ Who knew staying home could be the better option? 🏠 #Regrets"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, before, date, disappointment, expectation, home, humor, i, just, relationship, word on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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