Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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“Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don’t worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊”

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