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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.