Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
  • Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?
  • I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.
  • The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.
  • I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.
  • I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.