Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Commentary:
"Dear Math, we need to talk. I have my own issues to deal with, like trying to remember where I parked my car and figuring out why I still haven't won the lottery 🚗💸. So let's just agree to solve our own problems, shall we? 😉"

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