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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic plea for a balanced lifestyle! Dearest, may your sleep be as deep as your love for memes, and may your walks be as brisk as your scroll through social media! 💤🚶‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, health, i, properly, relationship, request, sleep, walk, walks on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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