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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.