Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.
  • My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
  • I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.
  • I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.
  • The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.
  • “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.