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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Well, if diabetes is the God of sugar, then I guess we mere mortals should consider cutting back on our sweet offerings to avoid invoking its wrath! ⚡🍬 Remember, everything in moderation, even when dealing with divine sweet-toothed deities! 🍰🙏

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diabetes, God, health, humor, irony, sugar, sweetness on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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