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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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54 shares on Snapchat this month:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

25 shares on Discord this month:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Going viral on Telegram:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Broadcasted on Discord:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Breaking via Instagram:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

Freshly posted on Threads:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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