Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.