Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.