Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Commentary:
🤔 “Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… 🧐 Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! 😂 Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! 🐦💌”

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