Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.