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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.