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  • You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.
  • You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.
  • At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.
  • In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.
  • I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
  • Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.