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"Considering the speed at which you're running, I'd say yes, you're definitely getting in a solid cardio workout! 🏃‍♂️💨 Just make sure you're not outrunning your solutions too! 😜"

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43 shares on Instagram this month:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

34 shares on Slack this month:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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