Commentary:
“I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”
Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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Response
I can totally relate! There’s an art to perfectly arranging my couch cushions for doing nothing. I need at least a 48-hour notice to even consider disrupting my masterclass in laziness! 🛋️😂💤