Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Commentary:
“Ah, the power of a British accent – making even the most mundane ramblings sound like Shakespearean wisdom. But hey, sometimes it’s all smoke and mirrors, mate.”

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