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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Commentary:
"Who needs intuition when you can have a full stomach of snacks instead? 🍟 Trusting your gut might lead to some tasty decisions, but let's keep it focused on the snacks, not life choices! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, gut, humor, i, me, put, self-deprecation, snacks, tell, trust, weakness, where on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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