Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.
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  • The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.
  • I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.
  • Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
  • Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.