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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Commentary:
"Drugs don’t ruin lives, they say. It's the drug tests that really bring out the stress and anxiety 🚫🧪 Who knew a little cup could hold so much power over our fate? 😅 #DrugTestingDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, consequences, drug, drug tests, drugs, humor, irony, lif, ruin, society, tests on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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