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"It seems this person decided to tackle their problems the only way they know how – with a big plate of spaghetti! After all, nothing says 'I regret nothing' quite like a tummy full of carbs and sauce."

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99 shares on Discord this month:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

19 shares on X this month:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

22 shares on Slack this month:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

44 shares on Discord this month:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Just landed via X:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Going viral on Facebook:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Just shared via YouTube:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Just landed via Slack:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Making waves on Facebook:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Going viral on TikTok:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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