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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Commentary:
"It seems this person decided to tackle their problems the only way they know how – with a big plate of spaghetti! After all, nothing says 'I regret nothing' quite like a tummy full of carbs and sauce."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eating, food, forgetti, humor, italian, Italian food, pun, regret, regretti, spaghetti on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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