Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti. Commentary:"It seems this person decided to tackle their problems the only way they know how – with a big plate of spaghetti! After all, nothing says 'I regret nothing' quite like a tummy full of carbs and sauce." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt. Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls? Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.