Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppElections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us. Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family. I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy. Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost. Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.