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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Commentary:
"Ah, elections – where suspense is high, nerves are shot, and family dinners get a bit awkward! 🗳️😬 Just hoping for a clean bill of health for democracy! 🤞🏥 #ElectionDayDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged biopsy, cancer, election, elections, except, family, half, hopes, humor, irony, results, waiting on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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