Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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  • I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.
  • It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.
  • “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.