Even Hotmail is hotter than me. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can't keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!" Related funny posts 😂 My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account. “Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem. If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. My body looks like I have a great personality. HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.