Even Hotmail is hotter than me. Posted onMar 17, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can't keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you. I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me. Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK. My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account. Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?