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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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2 months ago

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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