Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
  • Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.
  • Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.
  • Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.
  • There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.
  • Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.