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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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