Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re… Commentary:"Free Hugs: Making humans happy, but terrifying snakes since forever. 🐍🤗 Just a friendly reminder to watch where you offer your affection! " Related Funny Posts 🤝 Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs? Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign. I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor. If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs. Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.
