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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”