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Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

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15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

Just landed via Instagram:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Just shared via Telegram:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Shared recently on X:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Just shared via Telegram:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Shared recently on X:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Shared recently on YouTube:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Making waves on Telegram:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Spotted on Discord:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Just shared via YouTube:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Making waves on Instagram:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Just shared via Discord:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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