Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
  • If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.
  • This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
  • I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
  • People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
  • I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.