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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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62 shares on Discord this month:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

66 shares on Discord this month:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

56 shares on Discord this month:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

92 shares on Threads this month:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Trending via Facebook:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Going bananas on Telegram:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Trending via Telegram:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Just landed via WeChat:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Just landed via TikTok:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Live now on Threads:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Live now on Pinterest:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Breaking via Reddit:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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