Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water. Posted onOct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEveryone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.