Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.