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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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If youโ€™re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow โ€” not yours.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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The horror: โ€œCome on, Iโ€™ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Iโ€™m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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๐ŸŽ‰ TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ #TGIF #TrashTalk



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