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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.