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"Let's show some love for our bespectacled buddies! Remember, they've got a front-row seat to all the action and they ain't afraid to use it! 🤓💸 #FourEyesForTheWin"

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

66 shares on X this month:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

74 shares on X this month:

My love language is being sent money.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

94 shares on Discord this month:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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