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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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41 shares on Facebook this month:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

27 shares on Threads this month:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

87 shares on Discord this month:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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Trending via TikTok:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Live now on Telegram:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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