Foot fetish should just be called feetish. Commentary:"Whoever came up with that foot fetish term really missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic upgrade! 🦶😆 Feetish definitely has a better ring to it, don't you think? It's like taking a step in the right direction! 👣😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock. I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions. My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot. I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers. Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.