For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to ge… Commentary:"Looks like someone's aiming for a cosmic promotion! 🌌🚀 Who needs a raise when you can simply shoot for another planet? Sounds like intergalactic career goals to me! 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m ready to try another planet. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.
