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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to ge…

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to ge…

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's aiming for a cosmic promotion! 🌌🚀 Who needs a raise when you can simply shoot for another planet? Sounds like intergalactic career goals to me! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, another, future, humor, i, planet, ticket, travel, wish on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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