For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone's aiming for a cosmic promotion! ๐๐ Who needs a raise when you can simply shoot for another planet? Sounds like intergalactic career goals to me! ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I’m ready to try another planet. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess weโre even. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. I donโt wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.