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"Ah yes, the classic holiday tradition of sacrificing a child to become the Master of Booby Traps! ๐๐ฅ Just make sure they don't outsmart you with their trap designs… ๐ #HomeAloneVibes"
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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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