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- My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.
- You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?
- Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
- In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
- Delightful if true: booby trap.