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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.
Jan 19, 2025
Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.
Jan 19, 2025
Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
Jan 19, 2025
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
Jan 19, 2025
My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.
Jan 19, 2025
Why can't my fat leave me like everything else does?
Jan 19, 2025
When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
Jan 19, 2025
Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.
Jan 19, 2025
A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
Jan 19, 2025
Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!'
Jan 19, 2025