23 Funny ability quotes

• The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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  3 days ago

  ability, able, exactly, female, female intuition, following, girl, guess, guessing, humor, intuition, media, relationship, social, social media

• Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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  3 weeks ago

  ability, complication, difficult, difficulty, effort, humor, needs, never, procrastination, self-deprecating, something, underestimate

• I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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  1 month ago

  ability, evil, humor, i, judgment, media, perception, picture, profile, profile picture, social, social media, where

• Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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  2 months ago

  ability, algorithm, betterment, chance, humanity, only, people, please, post, psionic, psionic ability, show

• I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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  2 months ago

  ability, aging, back, difficulty, drop, drop it, harder, hot, humor, i, just, lot, physical, physical ability, pick, still

• Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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  2 months ago

  ability, detail, direction, distraction, exaggeration, humor, incredible, irony, self-deprecating, superpower, wrong, wrong direction

• When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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  2 months ago

  ability, attitude, bad, dark, dark humor, die, hope, humor, i, irony, pessimism, sarcasm, self-deprecation, situation, take, worse

• My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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  2 months ago

  ability, buying, expenses, extravagant, getting, grocery, housing, humor, irony, lifestyle, money, paying, save, save money

• Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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  2 months ago

  ability, asleep, fall, humor, moving, nap, never, sleep, travel, underestimate, vehicle

• I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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  2 months ago

  ability, car, choice, flying, flying car, game, humor, i, last, life, life choice, nostalgia, point, restart, save, save point, start, technology, video, video game, want

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