18 Funny ability quotes — Wordgag ツ

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

1 month ago1 month ago

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

1 month ago1 month ago

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

1 month ago1 month ago

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

2 months ago2 months ago

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

2 months ago2 months ago

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

3 months ago3 months ago

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

5 months ago5 months ago

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

6 months ago6 months ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

6 months ago

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

6 months ago

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

6 months ago6 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Jan 28, 2025

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Jan 27, 2025

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Jan 24, 2025

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Jan 24, 2025