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Funny ability quotes
Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.
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Feb 1, 2025
Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.
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Jan 28, 2025
I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.
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Jan 27, 2025
Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.
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Jan 24, 2025
That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.
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Jan 24, 2025
I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
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Jan 19, 2025
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
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Jan 19, 2025
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”
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Jan 19, 2025