43 Funny accident quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

  Commentary:
  Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

  Commentary:
  Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦‍♂️🦒🎢

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Truly a time when our phones had more flight experience than I do! 🕊️📱 #NostalgicChaos"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

  Commentary:
  "Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! 🚗💥📱😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

  Commentary:
  "When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️‍♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  Commentary:
  "Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

  Commentary:
  "Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to cooking up chaos, I'm a natural chef! 👨‍🍳🔥😂 #NoRecipeNeeded"

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