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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

1 month ago

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

2 months ago

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

3 months ago

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

3 months ago

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

3 months ago

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

3 months ago

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

3 months ago

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

3 months ago

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

3 months ago

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

3 months ago

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

3 months ago

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

3 months ago

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

3 months ago

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

3 months ago

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

3 months ago

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

3 months ago

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

3 months ago

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

3 months ago

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

3 months ago

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

3 months ago