Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
60 Funny accident quotes
When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.
Commentary:
Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦♂️🦒🎢
The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.
Commentary:
"Truly a time when our phones had more flight experience than I do! 🕊️📱 #NostalgicChaos"
Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”
Commentary:
"Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! 🚗💥📱😂"
Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.
Commentary:
"Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"
I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.
Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸♂️🥋😅"
Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.
Commentary:
"Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"
Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.
Commentary:
"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"
I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.
Commentary:
"When it comes to cooking up chaos, I'm a natural chef! 👨🍳🔥😂 #NoRecipeNeeded"