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5 months ago
Share →: I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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"Who needs a boss when you've got someone who just knows what's best for you? 🤷‍♀️ Step aside, bossy pants coming through! 🕶️💼 #JustTryingToBeHelpful"
5 months ago
Share →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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"Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"
5 months ago
Share →: Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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"Life's too short to hold back those pearly whites! Flash that smile while you've still got all your chompers intact! 😁🦷 #SmileBright"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Commentary:
"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"
5 months ago
Share →: If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Commentary:
"Imagine being haunted by your own ghostly reminder to drink water 💧! That's some next-level self-care even in the afterlife 👻. College me could definitely use a spectral nudge towards hydration…and maybe a few less all-nighters too! 😂 #GhostGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Commentary:
"Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you're her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫"
5 months ago
Share →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Commentary:
"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Commentary:
"Learning from the mistakes of others can be both enlightening and entertaining. It's like having a front-row seat to a show you helped produce! 🙃💡"
5 months ago
Share →: My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Commentary:
"Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! 🍪😂 Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"
5 months ago
Share →: People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Commentary:
"Remember, you hold the keys to your own sanity 🗝️ Keep those keys hidden like they're a winning lottery ticket to avoid craziness winding up in your passenger seat! 🚗😜"