Funny airline quotes

Funny airline quotes take flight with humor about the highs and lows of air travel. ✈️😂 From witty observations about cramped seats to playful jabs at in-flight snacks, these quotes add a touch of laughter to your travel experience. Buckle up and enjoy the comedic turbulence of airline adventures! ✈️😂

4 months ago
View →: Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.
5 months ago
View →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.
5 months ago
View →: If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.
5 months ago
View →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”
5 months ago
View →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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