Funny airline quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the great equalizer of age – the dreaded airline seating queue priority! Suddenly, those numbers take on a whole new significance as we all anxiously eye each other, wondering who will be the lucky ones to board first. It's like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, except the music is the sound of boarding passes being scanned and the chairs are… well, airplane seats. Age may just be a number, but in that moment, it's the number that determines

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perks of first class! From legroom to leadership, you never know what upgrade might be coming your way ✈️👨‍✈️ Fly high and aim for the cockpit, folks! #FirstClassGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 'Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn't think everyone would bring a bag!' 🤷‍♂️✈️ Looks like they underestimated our packing skills again. Brace yourselves for the Tetris challenge of fitting all those bags in the overhead bins! 😂🧳 #TravelStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices

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