Funny airline quotes

• Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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• They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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• If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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• Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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• I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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