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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Live now on Messenger:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Just landed via Messenger:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Going viral on WeChat:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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