11 Funny arms quotes

• How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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• Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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  arms, baby, betrayal, disappointment, else, emotional, holding, humor, humor quote, loyalty, put, relationship, someone, trust

• Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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• Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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• We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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  able, arms, convenience, funny idea, humor, idea, should, sleep, take, technology

• Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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• Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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  arms, college, Groundhog, let, single, weather

• I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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  anatomy, arms, confusion, education, even, figure, humor, i, medical, medical school, position, school, sleep, sleep position, teach, where

• My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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  area, arm, arms, Earth, fitness, humor, problem, problem area, self-deprecation, upper, upper arm

• My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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  arms, bed, exercise, humor, hurt, laziness, pain, reading, workout

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