Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Commentary:
"Imagine the possibilities of detachable arms! 🤖💤 No more awkward arm placements while trying to get cozy in bed. Just unscrew them and set them aside for a peaceful slumber. Sweet dreams of a world where technology sets us free… literally! 😂🛌 #FutureTechGoals"

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Commentary:
Well, that's quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it's tough to clap when you're extinct. Let's give a round of applause for the T-Rex's resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Commentary:
🤔 Well, isn't it ironic how we fuss over the electoral college but end up putting all our trust in a furry meteorologist each year? 🦔🌧️ Let's hope Punxsutawney Phil doesn't start his own campaign trail anytime soon! #GroundhogForPresident 🤣

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Commentary:
"Looks like this doctor is still trying to solve the greatest mystery of all – the optimal arm placement during sleep! 🤔💤 Who knew medical school would leave this crucial question unanswered? Maybe it's time for some out-of-the-box research in the field of nappingology! 😂 #DoctorDilemmas"

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Commentary:
"Who said you can't break a sweat while staying cozy? 💪📖 Keep those biceps in check with some heavy page-turning reps! 🛌😂"