Funny arms quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

  Commentary:
  "When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

  Commentary:
  Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the possibilities of detachable arms! 🤖💤 No more awkward arm placements while trying to get cozy in bed. Just unscrew them and set them aside for a peaceful slumber. Sweet dreams of a world where technology sets us free… literally! 😂🛌 #FutureTechGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it's tough to clap when you're extinct. Let's give a round of applause for the T-Rex's resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

  Commentary:
  🤔 Well, isn't it ironic how we fuss over the electoral college but end up putting all our trust in a furry meteorologist each year? 🦔🌧️ Let's hope Punxsutawney Phil doesn't start his own campaign trail anytime soon! #GroundhogForPresident 🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this doctor is still trying to solve the greatest mystery of all – the optimal arm placement during sleep! 🤔💤 Who knew medical school would leave this crucial question unanswered? Maybe it's time for some out-of-the-box research in the field of nappingology! 😂 #DoctorDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

  Commentary:
  "Who said you can't break a sweat while staying cozy? 💪📖 Keep those biceps in check with some heavy page-turning reps! 🛌😂"

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