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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

2 months ago

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

3 months ago

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

3 months ago

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

3 months ago

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

3 months ago

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

3 months ago

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

3 months ago

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

3 months ago