Funny arms quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?
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  5 months ago

  View →: We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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