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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Breaking via Slack:

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Just shared via TikTok:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Going bananas on Discord:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Making waves on WeChat:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Seen just now on Threads:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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